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Einbahnstrasse ! " Spruch[04] = "

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Neulich im Chat-Room" Spruch[23] = "

ooh, mein Kopf, wie bin ich bloß Gestern vom Schützenfest nach Hause gekommen?" Spruch[24] = "

Pizza für Jan Müller ....." Spruch[25] = "

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Nach 50Liter Bier muß ich auch einmal" Spruch[28] = "

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Neulich bei eBay, Wasserkessel ab 1,- Euro" Spruch[39] = "

Mein erstes Laptop" Spruch[40] = "

Das nenne ich mal `ne Datensicherung" Spruch[41] = "

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...einen BMW ? Nöö, den habe ich nicht geseh`n Herr Wachtmeister!" Spruch[57] = "

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Warte es ab, wenn der sich mal die Zähne putzt..." Spruch[64] = "

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Jungs, laßt euer Notebook niemals im Bad liegen!" Spruch[66] = "

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...das Ungeheuer von Lochness... es lebt wirklich! Ich hab`s geseh`n!" Spruch[101] = "

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nimm nicht das Bier, es könnte eine Falle sein!" Spruch[168] = "

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